 |
|

Payment made via Visa, Master Card, American Express or Discover via Paypal.
If you'd rather pay via check or money order, send payment to:
JERKY BOYS RECORDS
P.O. BOX 556
CORNWALL, NY 12518
Autographed Audio
|
The inagural Jerky Boys album. Contains all the classics!
Autographed by Johnny Brennan to say whatever you please.
Condition is brand new, but we of course remove the wrapping so it may be autographed.
$24.95 w/ personal autograph

|
 |
The 2nd Jerky Boys album. Contains all your favorites.
Autographed by Johnny Brennan to say whatever you please.
Condition is brand new, but we of course remove the wrapping so it may be autographed.
$24.95 w/ personal autograph

|
 |
The 5th Jerky Boys album, "Stop Staring at Me!"
Autographed by Johnny Brennan to say whatever you please.
Condition is brand new, but we of course remove the wrapping so it may be autographed.
$24.95 w/ personal autograph

|
 |
The latest Jerky Boys album, "Sol's Rusty Trombone!"
Autographed by Johnny Brennan to say whatever you please.
Condition is brand new, but we of course remove the wrapping so it may be autographed.
$24.95 w/ personal autograph

|
 |
The soundtrack CD to the Jerky Boys movie.
Autographed by Johnny Brennan to say whatever you please.
Condition is brand new, but we of course remove the wrapping so it may be autographed.
$24.95 w/ personal autograph

|
 |
The mega-classic Jerky Boys 3 on 12" vinyl record! Two LPs in this album! Incredibly rare.
Autographed by Johnny Brennan to say whatever you please.
Condition is brand new, but we of course remove the wrapping so it may be autographed.
$39.95 w/ personal autograph

|
Autographed Video
 |
Jerky Boys the Movie on DVD for the first time. Picture-perfect widescreen DVD quality, from Johnny's personal stash. One last case of these were found online, so when they're gone they are gone for good!
Works in any DVD player, even ones in the USA.
Autographed by Johnny Brennan to say whatever you please.
$34.95 w/ personal autograph

|
 |
Don't Hang Up, Tough Guy! on DVD for the first time. Right from Johnny's personal stash. One last case of these were found online, so when they're gone they are gone for good!
Works in any DVD player (no silly region locking).
Autographed by Johnny Brennan to say whatever you please.
$34.95 w/ personal autograph

|
Autographed Photos



Your most favorite
hilarious and horriffic Jerky Boys characters autographed on ultra glossy
8x10 photo paper with any personalized greeting of your choice, signed by
Jerky Boys creator Johnny Brennan. These are the original artworks fromThe
Jerky Boys style guide.
A great gift
idea for that silly assed rubberneck in your life!
Click
BUY NOW to choose from a wide array of poses from your character of choice.
PRICE: $24.95 plus $4.05 for USPS Priority Shipping
Prefer
something a bit more intimate that hilarious drawings can't provide? An 8x10
of Johnny B himself is now available, for the same price. Click Buy Now! below
the photo to be whisked away to a wonderful website where you will be asked
for the autograph specifics as well as your address and other great questions.
PRICE: $24.95
plus $4.05 for USPS Priority Shipping
Other Autographed Merchandise
 |
Official, original gigantic The Jerky Boys The Movie poster.
This is the original full size poster hung up in movie theaters! Not only is it larger than most store-bought posters, it's double-sided like all movie theater posters that light up on displays.
Poster is brand new, but will be opened just to autographed, then rolled up again.
$29.95 w/ personal autograph

|
 |
The Jerky Boys: The Book
Very rare, long out of print. Full color book with all your favorite characters.
Book is brand new.
$29.95 w/ personal autograph

|
 |
Personalized Audio CD from Johnny Brennan
New to the Jerky Boys Store is a custom CD made to your specifications. Johnny does your message in a recording studio to where it is then sent out for you to enjoy.
Perfect for answering machine messages, a surprise for a friend, or if you want to break some balls at your friend's wedding; choose which character(s) you want and what you want them to say (or let Johnny do the improving). Just keep it under 2 minutes, silly ass!
$150 USD + $4.95 shipping

|
More Jerky Boys merchandise coming soon!
|
|
 |